My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
2 hours ago with 81114 notes — via ellie-klaine, org realparadoxsocks
#AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH #OMG BLESS THIS POST!



grantgust:

it’s 2012 where’s teleportation 

2 hours ago with 238 notes — via attractivecolfer, org grantgust
#BUT SERIOUSLYYY!



grantgust:

it’s 2012 where’s teleportation 

2 hours ago with 238 notes — via attractivecolfer, org grantgust
#BUT SERIOUSLYYY!



grantgust:

it’s 2012 where’s teleportation 

2 hours ago with 238 notes — via attractivecolfer, org grantgust
#BUT SERIOUSLYYY!



19 hours ago with 94335 notes — via chrrith, org heyitssteffi



based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you’ve learned about me.
19 hours ago with 121344 notes — via slayerkitty, org theshiningwizard
#yuuuuu nice :3



We’ve only just met, and we’re going to go look at a flat.
Problem?
We don’t know a thing about each other. I don’t know where we’re meeting, I don’t even know your name.
I know you’re ambitious. You chose your dreams over family and friends. That including your first love. I also know you were on top of your career when you took a fall. Judging by the scar on your neck - I’d say throat cancer and you probably haven’t sung a note ever since. You wear prada shoes so I know you like fashion. But they’re last season so I you probably buy second-hand. I know you’re not from New York because you don’t have an accent but you have attidue so you have presumably been located here for at least a few years. That’s enough to be going on with, don’t you think? The name’s Sebastian Smythe and the address is 77 Street Lexington Avenue . Afternoon.

19 hours ago with 70 notes — via kurthumythe, org padfootmoony
#kurtbastian



19 hours ago with 42560 notes — via gonna-klaine, org timeladyfrom221b
#MUAHAHAAA #HE HAD IT COMING



kurt-sebastian:

I give up. I’ve been searching for a fucking pair of nice shorts in my size that aren’t

  1. ugly as fuck old lady shorts
  2. so short that my boxer briefs are longer than they are

So I guess I’ll just buy guys shorts and ignore how they make my hips look huge because at least they’ll go to the knee instead of up my ass crack.

SAME HERE.

19 hours ago with 4 notes — via kurt-sebastian, org kurt-sebastian



gunkind:

“one day you’ll grow up and realize this whole gay thing is just a phase”

  • no
  • no
  • no
  • no
  • NO
  • nO
  • No
19 hours ago with 688 notes — via attractivecolfer, org gunkind
#what about NO